Daily dump

  • If Democratic presidential candidate Barak Obama really wants you to believe he’s outraged by Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s latest comments about him - and that the Rev is undermining his campaign - then Obama needs to step away from Trinity United Church of Christ. The charge from Obama that Rev. Wright’s opinions do not reflect the perspective of the black church begs the question “then why is he associated with it?” You will remember that one is judged by one’s associations.
  • Baxter’s CEO, Robert Parkinson, just came out today with the news that it’s believed their blood-thinner Heparin was deliberately contaminated. You will recall that the drug is being manufactured in Chi-nah - the same Chi-nah that was bent on killing our beloved fur-kids? When is Congress going to get serious about firing the head of FDA? He’s proven he can not run the department on a daily basis AND testify to Congress on the department’s inadequacy on a weekly basis! Check out FDA’s website for all the safety alerts and recalls. Just make sure you’ve already eaten.
  • Soldiers who need special waivers to get into the Army because they’re “loose canons” face court-martial more often. Gee, does that make sense? Bad behavior = court martial? (/sarcasm) BUT - they also get promoted more often than the good guys. Hmm.. does that make sense? DAMN STRAIGHT IT DOES!! You need these bad apples. Who else is willing to break our laws and carry out the damning no-no’s forbidden by Geneva Convention and other higher commissions on human rights? The Army’s New Thinking Apparatchik apparently thinks the lowest common denominator of squzzballs who have criminal records should serve our country - AND MAKE US PROUD OF OUR ARMY AGAIN! BTW, this information hasn’t been released to the public - you ought to send a thank-you note to AP who obtained a copy of this study. You should have gotten a clue about the direction the Army was taking with their lame-ass slogan ‘AN ARMY OF ONE’. I have this image of the “enemy” thinking they’re up against one dude, all decked out with the newest weaponry - a helicopter strapped to his back - heading in their general direction eager to jitzu them into the evening stew. Hey! Someone’s responsible for turning our young men into Arnie (sounds like Army..get it?) Terminators.

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