Waaay’ll, this announcement takes the guess out of which congressional body is more nuckin’ futz, eh?!?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don’t you call me cuz I can’t go
I owe my soul to the company store!”*
Soon! Coming to your Neighborhood, too! Watch Americans shuffle off as indentured servants, then into slavery, to expand the Empire! O, bring back debtors prisons, too, O, you slave Masters, if only for the 3 squares! Rock on, gov’t! Rock on!
*Lyrics written by: Jacques Larue
Originally written by: Merle Travis