DRUDGE: Obama takes charge at hurricane command center.. (to command Hurricane DUD!)

Image borrowed from Drudge Per Drudge: Obama takes charge at hurricane command center. Riiiiight!!! Spare me. I says Prez-O takes command of…. the puniest, least deadly, most-hyped-up hurricane DUD in 50 years!!  You heard me.  HURRICANE DUD! And the MSM “weather” experts blew this so all out of proportion they ought to hang their heads [...]

*BREAKING NEWS* Stand-off at Kuckoo Korral Update (..gag…)

[sigh..] O, here we go again, folks.  The Congressional stand-off.  Just like all the other stand-offs.  We fools need to think Congress is at odds with each other, or with Prez-O, in order for us to think they’re actually at odds with each other..  our so-called two-party farce force..  so us little people will think [...]

Airport intimacy, fondling, hook-ups..next? Forget social networking, blind dates & personal ads for companionship!

Let’s just face it, Americans.  Yo can get some strange ‘love’ at the airport!  After all, there’s NO TIME for socializing, going to church to meet someone, or hanging out in establishments that cater to the ‘young & beautiful’ looking for that special some One.  Every second of every day is filled with to-do lists, [...]

‘Love Pats’? Love PATS?!? More like furtive fondling by FUBARs..sicksonofabiatches!!

PANTS ON THE GROUND! a la TSA S’cuse me, but I seem to have lodged my hand in your ‘crotchal’ area while passing by you..s..err.. Image courtesy Craig F. Walker, The Denver Post In a move to make light of and play down the outrage of Americans who think  TSA is out-of-bounds in their insistence [...]

DON’T TOUCH MY JUNK..!

What ever happened to ‘private parts’? As in P.R.I.V.A.T.E.  As in D.O.N.T. GO T.H.E.R.E!  Those two words, in days past, invoked a hush.. a reverence of sorts..  say, a sense of self-preservation of the family jewels?  No one got past the cod piece without being invited. Period. Really!  Think about it, folks.  We throw out [...]

Terror-Lites invade Capitol Hill prayer group? oops..

Wow.  Just WOW.   FOX News is running this story (I know, I know!  I should have inserted my *Hyperbole Huzzah! warning* in the title, in parens, after the word “invade”.  So spank me), about some Muslims which have been attending the prayer group on Capitol Hill since the terrorist attacks in 2001.  Some of them [...]

Mortgage lenders using flawed court papers to evict homeowners

AG’s of “up to 40 states plan to announce soon a joint investigation into banks’ use of flawed foreclosure paperwork,” according to an item posted at CNBC online, according to a person who spoke on condition of anonymity cuz the investigation has not yet been made public.  (hunh? so we’re reading this from under a [...]

DRUDGE: POLL: Race relations deteriorating sharply since Obama elected..

Only 36% of voters say relations between blacks and whites are getting better, according to a recent Rasmussen Reports national phone survey.  Whoa!  And this is down from 62% in July 2009 (~6 months into Obama’s term).  I view this as a clear indication that race relations are not a priority with this president, as [...]

Definition of ‘cuckoo’ evokes congress and obamboozle

“It’s a great moment. I’m proud to have been here,” said a teary-eyed Sen. Christopher J. Dodd (D-Conn.), who as chairman of the Senate Banking Committee led the effort in the Senate. “No one will know until this is actually in place how it works. But we believe we’ve done something that has been needed [...]

Mo’ on the fi-ho scene..

Been wondering lately, in view of our nation’s financial straits, just how much it’s costing the taxpayers to haul Prez-O and his entourage around the bloody country and bloodier world on what seems to be a perpetual campaign?  And more importantly (actually it’s a toss-up), who’s running the bloody show while he’s out carousing?  And [...]