A ponderous poem: ‘To imprison us All’ by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger

To imprison our memories, they gave us revisionist history. To imprison our present-day minds, they made us drink fluoride. To imprison our biology, they gave us prescription medications. To imprison our ideas, they created intellectual property laws. To imprison our legal identities, they created social security numbers. To imprison our children, they gave us vaccines. [...]

NEWS STEW 9.07.11

1. Seeing as I’m posting this on the fly, let’s begin with my favorite owl. No, not the Great Horned owl but rather, Owl Gore, aka The Big Kahunowl aka Owl de Bore aka Owlfidgety aka Owl Hat, No Catastrophe. ..git my drift?  The global-smarming evidence-gathering headhunter ‘rebukes Obama’ today for copping-out under pressure from [...]

DRUDGE: Obama takes charge at hurricane command center.. (to command Hurricane DUD!)

Image borrowed from Drudge Per Drudge: Obama takes charge at hurricane command center. Riiiiight!!! Spare me. I says Prez-O takes command of…. the puniest, least deadly, most-hyped-up hurricane DUD in 50 years!!  You heard me.  HURRICANE DUD! And the MSM “weather” experts blew this so all out of proportion they ought to hang their heads [...]

Starbucks’ CEO Howard Schultz calls for boycott of political campain donations, until..! \o/

Hats off to Starbucks‘ CEO Howard Schultz for email blasting fellow CEOs, asking corporate heads to boycott all political campaign donations until our “leaders” solve our debt and budget fiasco.  Bloomberg quotes from the CEO’s e-mail to business leaders: “I am asking that all of us forego political contributions until the Congress and the President [...]

At last! Some enlightenment… ;>

Our cornyspondent in Palace, Om Yummi, reports Swami Babba Dum Ass has been sitting askew thinking up names anew for our present predicament; seems even Swami’s not pleased with our pres(id)ent domestic state-of-mind and has offered some alternatives, for the pickin’,  for the Hope that went missing and the Change from your $3 bill.  We’re [...]

‘I got five and a half years more to go’ sez Hope-a-Nope.. (o’)

“It’s only been two and a half years. I got five and a half years more to go,” Obama said at a fundraiser in Philadelphia on Thursday night. Full transcript below (RealClearPolitics): “And, Philadelphia, I know there are some of you who are frustrated because we haven’t gotten everything done that we said we were [...]

Prez-O has no plans to nix summer vacation..

..and stay state-side to deal with the contrived debt crises here at home, according to an AFP story run today. I don’t understand why people are getting crabby about prez-O taking a vacation with his family………………………….even as the People’s livelihoods drop around America’s ankles…..because a man has to keep up the high-life that he’s grown [...]

Tweety Bird puts aside the Blackberry to become a..

twit-ter!  Way to GOOOOO!!!!!    Americans are sweating balls of fire over their sinking AmericanDream ship while our Illustrious Leaders go round and round the GoodCopBadCop merry-go-round; smacking each other around, intellectually and intellectually-disabled alike…..while some fiddle (’round) as Uncle Sam burns down…like, liar-liar-pants-on-fire, around America’s ankles.   Guess who??  Why, it’s the perpetual tweetager, of course! [...]

Big Hat, Tiny B@lls, atcha!

And here I thought Texas did things BIG.. has the biggest sport stadium, athletes with the biggest salaries, second biggest economy, some of the biggest boobs (plus some of the largest breasts *tricksy titters*) and, get this, the tiniest b@lls.  Really. Seems BIG-everything TEXAS has been cowed by the recent threat of flight cancellations if [...]

Mission Creep

Military ‘Courtesy Patrol’ began in Uptown Columbus, Georgia (USA) this past Friday, 4/22/11, citing two (2) incidents (in early April) to justify military presence in the streets: #1 – Police allege that 5 soldiers beat another soldier (former), putting him in the hospital with head injuries.#2 – “..a shooting that left four injured – one [...]