Tweety Bird puts aside the Blackberry to become a..

twit-ter!  Way to GOOOOO!!!!!    Americans are sweating balls of fire over their sinking AmericanDream ship while our Illustrious Leaders go round and round the GoodCopBadCop merry-go-round; smacking each other around, intellectually and intellectually-disabled alike…..while some fiddle (’round) as Uncle Sam burns down…like, liar-liar-pants-on-fire, around America’s ankles.   Guess who??  Why, it’s the perpetual tweetager, of course! [...]

*BREAKING NEWS* Stand-off at Kuckoo Korral Update (..gag…)

[sigh..] O, here we go again, folks.  The Congressional stand-off.  Just like all the other stand-offs.  We fools need to think Congress is at odds with each other, or with Prez-O, in order for us to think they’re actually at odds with each other..  our so-called two-party farce force..  so us little people will think [...]

Paging Dr. Cal Lightman.. your expert opinion is requested, sir..

Dear Dr. Cal Lightman, America needs you.  Americans don’t think anyone in DC can be trusted.  You’re the expert.  Americans need to know how that ‘hope and change’ thing is going for our Prez-O. This is your baseline, Dr. Lightman. Is he hiding something from the American people that we ought to know about, Dr. [...]

A sane voice rails against The Invasion of the Body Snatchers!

Hurrah!  Congressman John Duncan, Jr. (R-TN) is a rational, national voice of reason among trigger-happy anencephalics roaming back-and-forth across the land (and congressional halls) menacing citizen-travelers in a modern-day hybrid of – wait for it – The Invasion of the Body Snatch..ers (heh heh).  Yes, here’s an honest-to-God representative of the People who, during a [...]

‘Bout those Repub heads-up to Obama to prepare for investigations..

I sure hope soon-to-be House Judiciary Committee chairman, Republican Lamar Smith, takes a hard, long look into the congressional collective-conservative-soul before wasting any more taxpayers-are-broke largesse on investigations to ‘hold the administration accountable’ – without considering what that means to the average citizen. So I’m told. Namely, Americans want to see heads roll, butts in [...]

omg! Prez-O STILL doesn’t GET it! What’ll it take to get through to him!?!

  I’m suspended in a state of disbelief!  Am I the only stew-nod in America that threw M&M’s at the telly today as Prez-O stood at the presser podium in, what seemed to be, a trance.. no wait!.. frozen in Denial, or whatEVer,  about his culpability in the election results?!? I can’t be-lieve Prez-Less had [...]

Food safety will be foot in the door for global economy infrastructure..

C-SPAN’s coverage of the National Press Club’s speech by Sec. Mike Leavitt focused on food safety as a result of our participation in the “global marketplace” and unveiled the Master Plan to put our standards on food products coming into our country. Great! you say. True, this is a plus for us, inasmuchas we may [...]

Ron Paul: please help me find dirt on him? ;>

I came across this article on another forum. I’m posting it in its entirety. Please tell me what you think of it. Please help me find dirt on Ron Paul. Folks, I really need your help. We’ve got to find some dirt on Ron Paul and find it fast. The primaries are quickly approaching. I’ve [...]

Paul Wolfowitz now Chairman of Internat’l Security Advisory Board

O, geezes, how can it be? (swoon) Whack-a-mole pops up again (and again)(and again) and ends up under Rice-a-Roni. It’s a travesty that a-bad is a-bad is a-bad is ignored over and over by the brightest of our nation. Let me remind one that Paul ‘Whack-a-mole’ Wolfowitz resigned from the DoD as deputy Defense Secretary [...]

‘Hate crime’ by a 9 year old..?

hAvE wE lOsT oUr cOLLecTiVe mInDs..?  ‘hAtE cRiMe’ aT 9 yRs oLd? Umm, we’ve lost it, haven’t we? I’m sitting here thinking, is it even fathomable for mature adults to charge kids with serious crimes, like, um, hate crimes? This 3 day hate crime suspension of a 9 year old for using the words “brown [...]