At last! Some enlightenment… ;>

Our cornyspondent in Palace, Om Yummi, reports Swami Babba Dum Ass has been sitting askew thinking up names anew for our present predicament; seems even Swami’s not pleased with our pres(id)ent domestic state-of-mind and has offered some alternatives, for the pickin’,  for the Hope that went missing and the Change from your $3 bill.  We’re [...]

Tweety Bird puts aside the Blackberry to become a..

twit-ter!  Way to GOOOOO!!!!!    Americans are sweating balls of fire over their sinking AmericanDream ship while our Illustrious Leaders go round and round the GoodCopBadCop merry-go-round; smacking each other around, intellectually and intellectually-disabled alike…..while some fiddle (’round) as Uncle Sam burns down…like, liar-liar-pants-on-fire, around America’s ankles.   Guess who??  Why, it’s the perpetual tweetager, of course! [...]

Chris Matthews ‘thrill up his leg’ has left the building..

..along with his latent anencephalic condition. *rolling eyes*  Thank God he’s not the spouse I go home to after a rather exciting, successful day.  Matthews has finally shown us what a crass, crude and super-rude person he really is.  Thrilling leg, not withstanding. Two birds for one stone.  One stoned for two burrs.  Whatever.. For [...]

Obama’s ‘shoe’ , er, book moment

And the crowd cried, “Book him!”  Charge him with *not moving the country forward*!  Charge him with *favoring Wall St. over Main St.*!!  Charge him with *audacity of Hype*!!  Charge him with…er…..sorry.  I got carried away.  My bad!  heh heh  ( S ) Prez-O is booked on charges of ‘audacity-of-Hype’!!!

Enough is Enough, Already!

PuC’s ‘inner child’ just channeled the following: Someone needs to stop this insanity.  We are a REPUBLIC!  This is where WE STAND.  As in WE the PEOPLE.  Not empty suits who have no knowledge of their jobs in Congress.  Empty suits are PLANTS.  Not the green ones, but the “plants” peppered throughout government who have [...]

How many wins will Dems take in all 57 states in next month’s election?

The Leader of the Pack sayeth: “..it is just wonderful to be back in Oregon, and over the last 15 months we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States.  I’ve now been in fifty … seven states?  I think one left to go.  One left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed [...]

A little something to get your engines revved this morning..(‘,’)

[Ed: Don't try this at home.  Enactment by non-professional driver.] Now for a few snarky, smart aleck comments from the peanut gallery..heh heh “I guess he was cleared for take-off.” “Another wise latina making a better decision than the rest of us would, due to the richness of her experience.” “Well we know the pilots [...]

The Miss USA Pageant Farce, or, Get Used to Forced Tolerance Suckers!

We can put the Miss USA Pageant right along with the bunch of ‘reality shows’ like, Pawn Stars Seducing Cindy Deliver Me 19 Kids and Counting Daddy’s Girls Tough Love Couples Manhunters Kell on Earth The Real Housewives of NYC Overhaulin’ Operation Repo Intervention Hoarders Paranormal State American Pickers RuPaul’s Drag Race Robert Verdi Show [...]

Message to America from Every/Some One in Charge..

Doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different outcome is Crazy.  Leaders = crazy? We have to (fill in the blank) so this never happens again!! Lets see how many ways we can accomplish the feat of never again.  Shall we?  I’ll go first. We have to take over the country so [...]

I Cracked the CODE!!

Okay, that’s too strong..  more like, I got a tire iron wedged in the crack, happy? I’ve been noticing lately that a lot of high-profile peeps raise their tiny fist to make a point (?) while talking, and especially while lecturing.  I think it’s a sign, a code, a Flash Gordon code ring, or a [...]