NEWS STEW 9.07.11

1. Seeing as I’m posting this on the fly, let’s begin with my favorite owl. No, not the Great Horned owl but rather, Owl Gore, aka The Big Kahunowl aka Owl de Bore aka Owlfidgety aka Owl Hat, No Catastrophe. ..git my drift?  The global-smarming evidence-gathering headhunter ‘rebukes Obama’ today for copping-out under pressure from [...]

*BREAKING NEWS* Stand-off at Kuckoo Korral Update (..gag…)

[sigh..] O, here we go again, folks.  The Congressional stand-off.  Just like all the other stand-offs.  We fools need to think Congress is at odds with each other, or with Prez-O, in order for us to think they’re actually at odds with each other..  our so-called two-party farce force..  so us little people will think [...]

Paging Dr. Cal Lightman.. your expert opinion is requested, sir..

Dear Dr. Cal Lightman, America needs you.  Americans don’t think anyone in DC can be trusted.  You’re the expert.  Americans need to know how that ‘hope and change’ thing is going for our Prez-O. This is your baseline, Dr. Lightman. Is he hiding something from the American people that we ought to know about, Dr. [...]

Airport intimacy, fondling, hook-ups..next? Forget social networking, blind dates & personal ads for companionship!

Let’s just face it, Americans.  Yo can get some strange ‘love’ at the airport!  After all, there’s NO TIME for socializing, going to church to meet someone, or hanging out in establishments that cater to the ‘young & beautiful’ looking for that special some One.  Every second of every day is filled with to-do lists, [...]

‘Love Pats’? Love PATS?!? More like furtive fondling by FUBARs..sicksonofabiatches!!

PANTS ON THE GROUND! a la TSA S’cuse me, but I seem to have lodged my hand in your ‘crotchal’ area while passing by you..s..err.. Image courtesy Craig F. Walker, The Denver Post In a move to make light of and play down the outrage of Americans who think  TSA is out-of-bounds in their insistence [...]

Terror-Lites invade Capitol Hill prayer group? oops..

Wow.  Just WOW.   FOX News is running this story (I know, I know!  I should have inserted my *Hyperbole Huzzah! warning* in the title, in parens, after the word “invade”.  So spank me), about some Muslims which have been attending the prayer group on Capitol Hill since the terrorist attacks in 2001.  Some of them [...]

omg! Prez-O STILL doesn’t GET it! What’ll it take to get through to him!?!

  I’m suspended in a state of disbelief!  Am I the only stew-nod in America that threw M&M’s at the telly today as Prez-O stood at the presser podium in, what seemed to be, a trance.. no wait!.. frozen in Denial, or whatEVer,  about his culpability in the election results?!? I can’t be-lieve Prez-Less had [...]

Socialist Alan Maass, author, “The Case for Socialism” and long-time editor..

..of Socialist Worker.org had a brief spot during C-SPAN’s Book TV coverage of the Texas Book Festival 2010 on Sunday.  I was half-listening to it but I think I heard Alan Maass, author of  “The Case for Socialism” make fleeting remarks that Chicago has a history of socialism..a ‘hidden history’ of socialism.”   What’s one to [...]

President Obama in political death knell? Read Mark Halperin’s TIME article..

Mark Halperin,editor-at-large and senior political analyst for TIME, has delivered, in my opinion, a considerable blow to Prez-O’s tenure so far; “..most politically engaged elites have reached the same conclusions: the White House is over its head, isolated, insular, arrogant and clueless about how to get along with or persuade members of Congress, the media, [...]

Year after Obama wins Nobel, world looks for signs of peace

Someone please tell me you GET IT!!!  PU-LEEZE!!! Then – TELL the WORLD -You don’t give someone the Nobel Prize BEFORE they DO something GREAT!!!Which in this case, has not been forthcoming!!!Thank you very much!(S)