NEWS STEW 9.07.11

1. Seeing as I’m posting this on the fly, let’s begin with my favorite owl. No, not the Great Horned owl but rather, Owl Gore, aka The Big Kahunowl aka Owl de Bore aka Owlfidgety aka Owl Hat, No Catastrophe. ..git my drift?  The global-smarming evidence-gathering headhunter ‘rebukes Obama’ today for copping-out under pressure from [...]

DRUDGE: Obama takes charge at hurricane command center.. (to command Hurricane DUD!)

Image borrowed from Drudge Per Drudge: Obama takes charge at hurricane command center. Riiiiight!!! Spare me. I says Prez-O takes command of…. the puniest, least deadly, most-hyped-up hurricane DUD in 50 years!!  You heard me.  HURRICANE DUD! And the MSM “weather” experts blew this so all out of proportion they ought to hang their heads [...]

Prez-O has no plans to nix summer vacation..

..and stay state-side to deal with the contrived debt crises here at home, according to an AFP story run today. I don’t understand why people are getting crabby about prez-O taking a vacation with his family………………………….even as the People’s livelihoods drop around America’s ankles…..because a man has to keep up the high-life that he’s grown [...]

Big Hat, Tiny B@lls, atcha!

And here I thought Texas did things BIG.. has the biggest sport stadium, athletes with the biggest salaries, second biggest economy, some of the biggest boobs (plus some of the largest breasts *tricksy titters*) and, get this, the tiniest b@lls.  Really. Seems BIG-everything TEXAS has been cowed by the recent threat of flight cancellations if [...]

Beware May 14, 2011 New Madrid update and other planned havoc..

Found this over on  Repubx.   Read into this what you will, but this is some creepy and urgent stuff if real and bacon’s in the makin’.. “From Blogsphere: “The “once in 500 year” flooding of the Mississippi river over the New Madrid fault line is part of a campaign directed against the American people, according [...]

Mission Creep

Military ‘Courtesy Patrol’ began in Uptown Columbus, Georgia (USA) this past Friday, 4/22/11, citing two (2) incidents (in early April) to justify military presence in the streets: #1 – Police allege that 5 soldiers beat another soldier (former), putting him in the hospital with head injuries.#2 – “..a shooting that left four injured – one [...]

FOX 5, Lissen up: ‘Lie To Me’ and ‘Human Target’ are hands-off, ya hear! ;>

With all due love and respect, FOX (First on Xcellence? We’ll see),  if you cancel Lie To Me  and/or Human Target and renew Fringe only, our relationship is over! As in O.V.E.R!   If you guys can’t get it that good shows take a while to garner a faithful, mature audience, then – YOU’LL  NEVER GET [...]

*BREAKING NEWS* Stand-off at Kuckoo Korral Update (..gag…)

[sigh..] O, here we go again, folks.  The Congressional stand-off.  Just like all the other stand-offs.  We fools need to think Congress is at odds with each other, or with Prez-O, in order for us to think they’re actually at odds with each other..  our so-called two-party farce force..  so us little people will think [...]

Paging Dr. Cal Lightman.. your expert opinion is requested, sir..

Dear Dr. Cal Lightman, America needs you.  Americans don’t think anyone in DC can be trusted.  You’re the expert.  Americans need to know how that ‘hope and change’ thing is going for our Prez-O. This is your baseline, Dr. Lightman. Is he hiding something from the American people that we ought to know about, Dr. [...]

Exquisite

The Daily Caller‘s Mike Riggs offers up the most exquisite quote of the day. He describes the essence of  the magnitude of moment.  In this instance, Obama adviser Valerie Jarret’s faux pas expressed during an upscale dinner hosted by the hoity-toity Alfalfa Club (whoa!..of Spanky and Our Gang fame!?!);  she flags down a general parading [...]