Act on your convictions

Quitcha bitchin’, put pedal to the metal, money where your mouth is..

..and stop complaining about how the world has wronged you, how the .government doesn’t understand you, or you’re b-o-r-e-d! I found something for you to do. For us to do. Together. All cozy like. ah huh, ah huh. I know you’d like it to be food – a food fight or swimming in a pool of jello – but today instead of engaging your mouth, engage your eyes cuz here’s the recipe for all your troubles, Bubbles! All you have to do is know how to read, for now (all coy-like). Y’all ready now? Okay! Just follow these directions!