‘Love Pats’? Love PATS?!? More like furtive fondling by FUBARs..sicksonofabiatches!!

PANTS ON THE GROUND! a la TSA

S’cuse me, but I seem to have lodged my hand in your ‘crotchal’ area while passing by you..s..err..


Image courtesy Craig F. Walker, The Denver Post

In a move to make light of and play down the outrage of Americans who think  TSA is out-of-bounds in their insistence to grope and poke around people’s private-parts, Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MI) declared, “I’m wildly excited that I can walk through a machine instead of getting my dose of love pats.”  I think a grave mistake *tricksy titters* was made in using the phrase “love pats” to describe the yanking, probing, poking, jiggling, pre-Chrismissy wreck-the-walls-with-balls-of-fury airport friskfest on salt & seasoned holiday travelers.  It won’t be long before TSA junkies turn comedian and start asking travelers ‘do you want fries with that?  before lunging into your pants looking for a possible explosion explosive device, heehee, singing Pants on the Ground! Implies a new definition, too, for going on a junket:  hanging out in your nearest airport to get molested – or – get your jollies!  Yayyyy!!! *snort* Sad. Good gawd.

I don’t care what these seemingly morally-bankrupt officials think about their trigger-happy, reactionary attempt at high-minded justification for getting into our pants:  we’re trying to protect you!…”We are using technology and protocols to stay ahead of the threat and keep you safe.” From what? Unsanctioned State molestation facilitators? Furtive fondling by FUBARs!?! Good gawd.  It’s reallllly getting old taking out the terrahtard card before holidays, dontcha think, dweebs?!  What kind of people have we become?

It’s the most twisted rationalization for public safety, imaginable. It’s the most bizarre mandated action I’ve ever seen perpetrated on innocent, law-abiding citizens.. by low-brow elected officials, viz, our own gubermint. The horror stories we heard growing up about the inhumane, indecent, invasive, intrusive actions by dictators and sickos from other countries have, well, arrived. on. our. shores.  These invasive tactics take everything we’ve ever held sacred (no pun intended) and decent – only to pervert it!  In other words, something evil this way comes. It’s, like, taking every moral, cautious lesson we’ve ever been taught by our parents and turning it on its head (no pun intended). For example:  Don’t let strangers touch you anywhere on your body! No touches inside your bathing suit boundaries!  If a stranger approaches you or tries to touch or grab you – SCREAM!

Now, parents are working at airports inappropriately touching other parent’s children and their own parents as well, so to speak.  Some lesson.  It’s nucking futz, isn’t it?

ISN’T IT !!!!

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A sane voice rails against The Invasion of the Body Snatchers!

Hurrah!  Congressman John Duncan, Jr. (R-TN) is a rational, national voice of reason among trigger-happy anencephalics roaming back-and-forth across the land (and congressional halls) menacing citizen-travelers in a modern-day hybrid of – wait for it – The Invasion of the Body Snatch..ers (heh heh).  Yes, here’s an honest-to-God representative of the People who, during a speech on the floor of the House today blasted the Transportation Administration for the invasive, enhanced “pat-downs” currently trending the vacuous minds of supposedly brilliant problem-solvers as a result of several incidents having to do with planes, trains and automobiles.  From the mouth of Duncan:

“Unfortunately, for the traveling public, big brother never makes a mistake, so I am not surprised they are trying to defend the purchase of these scanners.”

Further, he goes on to say:

“Mr. Speaker:

“A nationwide revolt is developing over the body scanners at the airports, and it should.  Hundreds of thousands of frequent fliers who fly each week are upset about getting these frequent doses of radiation.  Parents are upset about being forced to have their children radiated or being touched inappropriately by an unrelated adult.  There is already plenty of security at the airport, but now we are going to spend up to $300 million to install 1,000 scanners.  This is much more about money than it is about security.  The former Secretary of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff, represents Rapiscan, the company which is selling these scanners to his former department.  Far too many federal contracts are sweetheart, insider deals. Companies hire former high ranking federal officials, and then magically, those companies get hugely profitable federal contracts. The American people should not have to choose between having full-body radiation or a very embarrassing, intrusive pat-down every time they fly, as if they were criminals. We need a little more balance and common sense on this.”

Of course our Betters like to brag about how they’ve prevented numerous incidents of terrorism upon the peoples of our nation.  Five that we know of over the course of 9 years; all having to do with inanimate objects, such as, a shoe, underwear, liquid and toner cartridge.  In other words, very highly-sophisticated devices (/sarcasm). What next?  Body cavities? I hope they check TSA’s animated, working  top asshat.  People are hardly informed about these other alleged terrah attacks.  Are the particulars kept from us so as not to injure our fragile sensibilities?  Hardly. So what do these hyped-up minds-the-size-of-a-planet do with such a stellar record of preventing subsequent attacks on planes, trains and automobiles?  They rachet-up the invasive, offensive body invaders! That’s what! When TSA administrator John Pistole was asked by the Senate Commerce and Transportation Committee today whether or not these enhanced techniques made us less safe, as safe, or safer, Pilote had the audacity (there’s that word again!) to say it was done as a deterrence. DETERRENCE! I wonder how this info will go down with the public. 

I also can’t help wonder what’s in the minds of the current pawing, mauling, little purpose hands feeler-uppersprivate parts crimp drive-bys TSA pat-downers, and how can they sleep at night knowing they’ve touched the private parts of hundreds of people that day?

More importantly (ya, right), I wonder if  TSA’s private parts crimp drive-by is a form of ‘junk’ envy?

Cornell professor goes mental on class yawner

What else is there to say?

DON’T TOUCH MY JUNK..!

What ever happened to ‘private parts’? As in P.R.I.V.A.T.E.  As in D.O.N.T. GO T.H.E.R.E!  Those two words, in days past, invoked a hush.. a reverence of sorts..  say, a sense of self-preservation of the family jewels?  No one got past the cod piece without being invited. Period. Really!  Think about it, folks.  We throw out ‘junk’.  We keep what is precious close to our vest..er..in this case, close to our solar plexus (look it up, dweeb! :).  What real man would want his ‘junk’ known as the neighborhood runt, something to look down on (and weep..?) like a disposable, plastic one-time tool, when done with, is thrown over there, with the rest of your junk. Men of my day were proud of their manhood apparatus and felt a loyalty to, protective of, and reverence for what lay below the horizon, so to speak. Junk!?! Who’d want it?  Maybe some perverted Touch Some Arse quasi-rape-kitter who doesn’t get his own ‘junk’ fondled enough, I ask you!?! My, man. Don’t be surprised if very, very soon the Touch-Some-Arse brigade resorts to the FINGER PROBE to search for stuff-ups, and you know what I mean.  NOW is the time to voice your opinion to the Ruling Class your objection to the past, present, and future invasion of your privacy (parts!).

Sooo, think about it, man.  Why refer to your manhood as ‘junk’ which only demeans what you have to – contribute to – and sustain our future generation?  Grow up and drop the snarky misnomer, ok? It sucks.  It’s trashy.

And when did our gubermint become so juvenile and trigger-happy in its response to life’s hurdles in a calm?  Nothing seems to be well-thought-out or seriously contemplated by those in congress who represent us Americans.  As a matter of fact, it’s about dern time the gubermint starts thinking of us again as CITIZENS – and not as CONSUMERS.  It dehumanizes us and gives them some justification to treat us as ‘junk’.  Not to be taken seriously. Nor take us in consideration for dialogue. Makes it easier to conjure up draconian policies and procedures without regard for our shared humanity.  Our sense of civility.  Pride.  Dignity.  Radiation tolerance.  [heh heh]

PopUpCommontater is not the lone voice in the wilderness when it comes to this issue.  There are others:

Jeffrey Goldberg: TSA Opt-Out Day, Now with a Superfantastic New Twist!

Before It’s News: Body Scanner Controversy Making Loud Noise

Sibel Edmonds: The Not So Gradual Degradation of a Nation

Pilots and Passengers rail at new airport patdowns

Privacy Inc.:  Biochemist says ‘naked’ X-ray scanner may be unsafe

**Full-Body Scan Technology Deployed in Street-Roving Vans**

Terror-Lites invade Capitol Hill prayer group? oops..

Wow.  Just WOW.   FOX News is running this story (I know, I know!  I should have inserted my *Hyperbole Huzzah! warning* in the title, in parens, after the word “invade”.  So spank me), about some Muslims which have been attending the prayer group on Capitol Hill since the terrorist attacks in 2001.  Some of them may have TERROR ties (what does a terror tie look like? is it a bow tie or a bolo tie, hmm?) according to the FOX News “probe” (don’t worry, I won’t go there!).   End of National Sourcasm Society ad by PuC.

Following is the lead-in paras for this story via FOX News and ACLJ.

An Al Qaeda leader, the head of a designated terror organization and a confessed jihadist-in-training are among a “Who’s Who” of controversial figures who have participated in weekly prayer sessions on Capitol Hill since the 2001 terror attacks, an investigation by FoxNews.com reveals.

The Congressional Muslim Staff Association (CMSA) has held weekly Friday Jummah prayers for more than a decade, and guest preachers are often invited to lead the service. The group held prayers informally for about eight years before gaining official status in 2006 under the sponsorship of Rep. Keith Ellison, D-Minn., one of two Muslims currently serving in Congress. The second Muslim congressman, Rep. Andre Carson, D-Ind., joined as co-sponsor after he was elected in 2008.

What PuC finds down-right annoying and morally reprehensible is the extent to which the Godless Elected will leave no stone unturned in their quest to diminish the importance of God’s sovereignty over our great nation, while taking no responsibility for the tear in our social fabric due to the incremental extraction of God from our daily lives.   The Christian community is scrutinized with microscopic precision down to the size of a gnat’s eyeball by those who pontificate from Capitol Hill, but, BUT, after nearly a decade, we learn news such as this, at a time such as this, when Americans are scrutinized far more than the ‘current threat’ to our national security that has been hammered into our heads, every hour, every day, every year since we were attacked on 911.  By an extremist faction of a religious culture, of which some extremist and/or terror-lite members have been sitting in our midst on Capitol Hill.  Praying.  For our demise?  How bizarre is that?

The very least our Homeland Security and its over-reaching tentacles should do under these circumstances, is to invite these dudes who infiltrated our sanctuary to attend a gala airport frisking, full body maul with scan portrait of their family jewels, and a crotch-crimp with replete bend-over body bump.

Just sayin’..

Veterans Day sentiment..

Poster image Stand Up For America

Ordinary men
act extraordinary,
fierce purpose prevails.

A band of brothers
fight to the death for each other
and the world-at-large.

War, like it or not,
determines one’s survival.
“Life” does not take sides.

Peace is an ideal;
easier said than done, right?
Honor our fallen.

Life at war with life;
there is no permanent peace
’til heaven’s on Earth.

Armed Services all
remind me their loyalty:
one band of brothers.

Stark reality
sinks in. Strangers died for me!
Life is greatest gift.

Nation under God,
One Purpose, One way of Life:
Brother’s Keepers all.

I bow to fallen
soldiers past, present, future:
Reverence unfolds.


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Veterans Benefits Act 2010 Signed
October 25, 2010

News Stew 11/11/10

‘Bout that..

  • Mystery ‘missile’ off CA coast that our NORAD & Pentagon have no ‘clue’ about?  C’mon, guys.  Even PuC has the common sense to ask, well, maybe they should have thought twice before leasing a former Navy base in Long Beach to China, eh?  Just sayin’.. heh heh
  • Conservative Muslim government Information Minister, Titatul Sembiring, in Jakarta, Indonesia shaking hands with first lady Michelle-O, then regrets it after all sputtering on Facebook, Twit et al. that it wasn’t his choice. [Said he doesn’t usually touch women who are not related to him. So all you tv & video witnesses are wrong. Or he’s lying. Which is it?] ..It wasn’t his choice. Then whose choice was it?!? The Muslim government, or, Prez-O himself?  After all, trip video footage shows Michelle-O walking several paces behind Prez-O; I thought..oh oh.. another faux pas, not cool. So, here’s a question for know-it-all-ledgers: aren’t you at all concerned about all the attention given to non-Christians by our Illustrious Leader?
  • ‘Bout that ‘mystery’ missile launch that the gubermint knows nothing about (idiots!): From Citizen Wells via From Citizens for Legitimate Government: “U.S. ‘Notice to Mariners’ Report May Explain Mystery Missile Launch Posted by Lori Price, www.legitgov.org 11 Nov 2010 A ‘Notice to Mariners’ report entry may explain the missile launch earlier this week from Southern California waters near Catalina Island. Page 55 of the current ‘Notice to Mariners’ report, dated 6 November 2010, notes upcoming firing operations in that area. The report is published weekly by the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency and prepared jointly with the National Ocean Service and U.S. Coast Guard.”