PANTS ON THE GROUND! a la TSA
S’cuse me, but I seem to have lodged my hand in your ‘crotchal’ area while passing by you..s..err..
Image courtesy Craig F. Walker, The Denver Post
In a move to make light of and play down the outrage of Americans who think TSA is out-of-bounds in their insistence to grope and poke around people’s private-parts, Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MI) declared, “I’m wildly excited that I can walk through a machine instead of getting my dose of love pats.” I think a grave mistake *tricksy titters* was made in using the phrase “love pats” to describe the yanking, probing, poking, jiggling, pre-Chrismissy wreck-the-walls-with-balls-of-fury airport friskfest on salt & seasoned holiday travelers. It won’t be long before TSA junkies turn comedian and start asking travelers ‘do you want fries with that? before lunging into your pants looking for a possible
explosion explosive device, heehee, singing Pants on the Ground! Implies a new definition, too, for going on a junket: hanging out in your nearest airport to get molested – or – get your jollies! Yayyyy!!! *snort* Sad. Good gawd.
I don’t care what these seemingly morally-bankrupt officials think about their trigger-happy, reactionary attempt at high-minded justification for getting into our pants: we’re trying to protect you!…”We are using technology and protocols to stay ahead of the threat and keep you safe.” From what? Unsanctioned State molestation facilitators? Furtive fondling by FUBARs!?! Good gawd. It’s reallllly getting old taking out the terrahtard card before holidays, dontcha think, dweebs?! What kind of people have we become?
It’s the most twisted rationalization for public safety, imaginable. It’s the most bizarre mandated action I’ve ever seen perpetrated on innocent, law-abiding citizens.. by low-brow elected officials, viz, our own gubermint. The horror stories we heard growing up about the inhumane, indecent, invasive, intrusive actions by dictators and sickos from other countries have, well, arrived. on. our. shores. These invasive tactics take everything we’ve ever held sacred (no pun intended) and decent – only to pervert it! In other words, something evil this way comes. It’s, like, taking every moral, cautious lesson we’ve ever been taught by our parents and turning it on its head (no pun intended). For example: Don’t let strangers touch you anywhere on your body! No touches inside your bathing suit boundaries! If a stranger approaches you or tries to touch or grab you – SCREAM!
Now, parents are working at airports inappropriately touching other parent’s children and their own parents as well, so to speak. Some lesson. It’s nucking futz, isn’t it?
ISN’T IT !!!!