Dugway Proving Ground in Utah on Lockdown!

Dugway’s PR spokesmanperson, Al Vogel, would only say that Dugway has been on lockdown since 5:24 pm Wednesday; more than 1,000 employees were not allowed to leave and employees arriving for work have not been allowed access, or so the story goes.  All this drama and Vogel merely chirps there were no injuries, no damage and no threats. But Twitter is all a-twit-ing with speculation syndrome.  Don’t bother! Nothing to see here. Move along.  The punch bowl has exhausted its Kool-Aid.  Someone must have muttered too loudly ‘well, that forces me to go to the cafeteria for my usual cholesterol bomb..  u know, the club sammy piled a foot high with layer after layer of cheese, bacon, cheese, ham, cheese, pickles, cheese, mayo, cheese, lettuce, hamburger, cheese, bacon, hamburger, ketchup, cheese, onions, cheese and topped with a delicate slice of crispy bacon on a bed of cheese smothered under a bun.  (No one’s sayin’ whose bun.)  I think said cholesterol bomb what sent everyone scrambling for cover.. and the necessary lockdown..  until they find cholesterol.  .. what a strange name for a bomb, no?

Oh, I should add that Dugway Proving Ground is an Army testing and training base where ‘military’ weapons are tested.  Like hard weapons and those that can be sprayed into the air until ‘not even a mouse was stirring’.

*burp* ..and to all you naysayers regarding the nefarious notions of chemical potions..

Oh, shhh-ut up!
Chemtrails are the real-deal.    PopUpCommontator commends Harold Dean Berry for speaking out about the spraying going on over Elko County, Nevada, in his comments below.  Do the research, people.  Speak truth to power long, deep, and continuously.   And for those who may call you nucking futz, tell them PopUpCommontater says Bite Me!  and get off your arses and do the research, cite 3 credible sources or more before you speak.   When you have the facts, you’ll have no trouble speaking the truth to those who will listen, and don’t worry about those who may humor you about the subject, at least they will walk away inquisitive and curious.   Truth invites enlightenment, sayeth PuC.  Peace out.
Edited 012712 to include the above paragraph.