A Sea of I CANs! But will Congress *get it*…? (‘ ,’)

Gotta problem. I don’t know why I still keep tabs on Congressional hearings via C-SPAN. I should make clear it’s NOT C-SPAN; for the most part they do a grand job. No, it’s the body of Congress; the House and Senate. Somewhere deep down, I think my head is going to explode while viewing their sandbox fighting tactics because – they don’t get it! They simply don’t get the message they are AMERICANS. Its Americans they represent. Not the globalists, socialists, Marxists and those who wear the Red Badge of NWO – who I think – ought to just pack up their desks and get on the next plane to a country where they will be welcomed with (open) arms. Their dog and pony show can go cargo so they won’t have to leave their raisin d’etre (sic) back home in stockades. Their bag of tricks stay in locked containers in the cargo area lest the uninformed and unwilling people sitting top side won’t be “magically” converted to the Far Left of the Moon (before) Landing. Ohh, I know, I’m too harsh. After all, this is America, where everyone is welcome…..yah…to take our traditions, philosophy and purpose, flush them down the toilet, and replace them with their bag of junk.  The same junk they just left their country to get away from.

So, let’s see here. They don’t leave their bag of junk in the country they “escape” from, to live in the “Land of Freedom”, nor do they pick up the American bag of Values. Hmm..I’m left thinking, they left their country with that bag of junk because they were NOT in control and didn’t like living under the Big Thumb. They whale in to our shore of prosperity so they can set up their own Big Thumb and dictate how Americans must behave, all while siphoning off the resources of our country.  Sooo.. I’m thinking, the Band of Political Correctness should join their compatriots in the Land of the Unfree of their own choice, of course.

Picture this: Americans move abroad to live in France, insist on the French speaking English for us, insist every file & form be written in English, then use their health facilities and expect them to foot the bill; trash all their policies, values and way of life and tell them their “cheese” stinks – all in the public arena. How do you think that would fly?

Ahh, yes, I digress. I was talking about the mass majority of aliens (outer space cadets) running our government, our lives, our cars (comic relief:-), their wars, our economy, and running over law-abiding Americans while throwing our nation under the bus. Good grief. My eyes are tired running lines over this page. But you get the drift.

So yes, I’m looking forward to the day I tune in to the House or Senate and before 10 minutes pass, there will be a sense of nirvana flowing through my very being because I’ll be thinking, then jubilating, OMG, they finally GET IT. No more DGIs loitering the halls of Congress. Only men and women hallowing our hallowed halls (say that 5 times fast *tricksy titters*), arms out-stretched toward the sky, shouting in unison, “We finally GET what you little people want from us! So sorry to be soo late to the party! We’re just like you little people, after all! We get it! We’re AMERICAN! We even like how it sounds!  A-MER-I-CAN.  Why, it’s like we are A Sea of I CANs! OH, DOG, I LOVE IT!”  The congressional members shake hands, throw air kisses, release balloons, all this, while picking tar from between their teeth and joyfully brushing off feathers from their unawares.

Then I woke up.

 

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